Welcome, my name is Ari. I live in Israel. My occupation is traveling the world, finding myself, and cooking.
Hilarious '50 Shades of Grey' Review.
“Who do you think has more dignity? A woman in a porn film or Anastasia in ’50 Shades of Grey’? Trick question. The answer is Aunt Jemima. A bottle of vaguely racist maple syrup has more dignity than you if you took more than a second to realize that pornography is more thoughtful and respectful of women than this ‘novel.’”
I never realized it was based off a book…
I know what you SEE! You have a dirty mind, Kim.
Love Ari
The best character on Game of thrones.
“How do you want to die?”
“In bed, when I’m 80, with a belly full of wine and woman’s mouth on my cock.”
HAHAHA
